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Dave Eiffert
Address: 1274 Carolina Ave
Longmont, CO 80501
Birthdate:11/14/63
College:C.U. (Env. Design, Architecture)
Position:Defender
Years on Team:15, give or take
Day Job:Owner, Keypoint Builders
Hometown:Winnetka, and other points Midwest
Dave started playing soccer in Cinti, producer of far tougher players than the city's cute name would lead you to believe. A family migration to Chicagoland only strengthened Dave's skills, especially when, as a letterman at New Trier West High in '81, he played against Mike, a contest both of them claim to have won. First signed in the Boulder Men's League to the long-defunct Go-Jo's, Dave hooked up with future Pellmen Adam Reynolds, Scott Renner, and Greg Johnston. After Go-Jo's self-destructed due to lack of adult supervision, Dave stumbled through the terrifying abyss of the 80's in a blur of sex, booze and higher education, which tragically ended in his gainful employment as an Environmental Designer. As the decade turned, however, and Dave stared for the billionth time down at his high-tech protractor, he faced a spiritual crisis that could only be solved by playing more soccer. Before he realized his proper cure, though, he abandoned his profession for the more manly side of construction (which ultimately led to the founding of his own general contractorship, Keypoint Builders). In 1990, he married longtime beau and fellow sinner Lenise and shortly thereafter joined Pellman's, then called F.C. Boulder II (aka JAG F.C.) After a stellar run as the team's premier marking back, Dave's career was tragically cut short in 1997 by the equally-evil-then-as-now West Enders. Subsequent physical therapy (including some very interesting side effects from a steroid injection), surgery, more p.t. coupled with growing family and burgeoning business demands kept him from playing for the next 5 years. But with fairly regular nagging from Brad and some changes at work (does anybody want to buy a remodeling company?) he has come back to save us from the ignoble place to which we had fallen in his absence.

Relationship Status: Happily married to Superfan Lenise with (2) kids.

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