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Ward has been playing soccer since before he can remember, which, considering that most Sundays he can't remember what he was doing at 2 am the previous night, isn't saying that much. But skills don't lie, and Ward's unique combination of strength, footwork and impeccable grooming has become an invaluable part of Pellman's offense, defense and photo shoots. Raised in Delaware, a state so small you can trip over it, Ward lit out as soon as he could cash out his small trust fund on the brand new Harley his mother still doesn't forgive him for buying. A master carpenter and smooth romancer, Ward likes to share quiet walks in the park, wine by candlelight, and, if he really trusts you, AC/DC's Back In Black. His hobbies include horticulture, girls, home renovation and bustin' heads on the soccer field. If you are on his crew and you tumble off the scaffold he will visit you in the hospital; likewise, if you break a leg for the team, he'll toast to your health with a cold can of Coors, even if you didn't pass it to him that one time he was wide open in the box. Evenings you can often find him at the Med, sharing a glass of red with yet another smiling beauty, or, on bad days, calculating the damage costs of the fiber optic line his backhoe driver just snapped.
Relationship Status: Strongly considering mail order. |
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